porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
