So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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