i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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