butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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