my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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