You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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