We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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