she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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