Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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