Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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