I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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