True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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