Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
