Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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