The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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