You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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