i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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