Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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