Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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