Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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