For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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