Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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