Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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