why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Fuck appropriateness.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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