dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Text me some of your sweat
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