you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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