yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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