you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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