I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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