On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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