I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This is my gift to your gina
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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