Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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