I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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