That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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