Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You almost got us killed.
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