I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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