I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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