How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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