The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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