In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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