So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
