32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I sprained my soul last night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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