My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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