I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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