just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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