it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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