We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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