their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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