fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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