I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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