in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
