I haven't been this sober since birth.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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