I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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