So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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